Urgh

My innards are staging a full-scale revolt. Attempts to fight back with peptol-bismol and tums have failed. And I can't even feel better by throwing up, there's nothing there to throw up, I haven't eaten anything at all today.

Urgh.

I'm starting to wonder if I'm getting an ulcer. Because I'm not only nauseated, I'm also in pain. Although I've been told if I had an ulcer I'd know it. Dunno. Whatever it is, I don't approve. At all.

Need to know

Cany anybody confirm or deny the rumor that Bush Jr. was an extremely erudite and eloquent speaker in his earliest political debates? Yes/no? I really would like to know this, but google is proving useless to find something like that, give the sheer volume of stuff on Bush floating about.