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Dec. 11th, 2020 02:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bladesparkMy short wish list of sex toys that I'm not sure exist:
A feline fantasy dildo that has barbs shaped like the real thing. You can find a few out there with little nubs they call barbs, but they're all smooth and non-directional, or very low profile. I'm a masochist, okay? I don't *quite* want the real-real thing because that's made of keratin. So even putting aside anything else wrong with actually screwing a lion or whatever, (sentient partners only plz) that's a little too extreme, but that downward-pointing shape in a medium silicone would be <3
An FtM stroker/clit sucker designed for a.) actually jacking off, and b.) somebody not on T. I can find lots of strokers and clit suckers that are just little nub things a few inches long, and I have found a *very* few FtM jack-off toys (that is, ones with extra length and a dick-kind-of-shape so you can stroke it as if you were, you know, jacking off?) but the combo of something that I don't need some penetrating length to use *and* jack-off-able is one I've yet to see.
Honestly, the lack of "it looks like a cock and you do the jack-off motion to come" FtM toys makes me wonder how many of these things are designed by trans men? If the short nubbly ones are, then they're designed by guys who have a pretty different relationship with their junk than I do. Penis envy makes a boring punchline, but it's also pretty damn real, and much as I don't want to drive myself nuts wishing for a cock, being able to masturbate *almost* exactly the way I would if I did seems so EASY an experience to provide! You make a dildo, see, and then you make a little suction hole at the base to suction on to a clit, the end. Suction cup bases and cum tube bases and all kinds of fancy shit already exist, this is trivial to make, but nobody seems to have?
There's a few other toys I wouldn't mind having, too, but those are just "I can only spare so much budget for this kind of thing" issues, not "I don't even know if this exists" issues.
A feline fantasy dildo that has barbs shaped like the real thing. You can find a few out there with little nubs they call barbs, but they're all smooth and non-directional, or very low profile. I'm a masochist, okay? I don't *quite* want the real-real thing because that's made of keratin. So even putting aside anything else wrong with actually screwing a lion or whatever, (sentient partners only plz) that's a little too extreme, but that downward-pointing shape in a medium silicone would be <3
An FtM stroker/clit sucker designed for a.) actually jacking off, and b.) somebody not on T. I can find lots of strokers and clit suckers that are just little nub things a few inches long, and I have found a *very* few FtM jack-off toys (that is, ones with extra length and a dick-kind-of-shape so you can stroke it as if you were, you know, jacking off?) but the combo of something that I don't need some penetrating length to use *and* jack-off-able is one I've yet to see.
Honestly, the lack of "it looks like a cock and you do the jack-off motion to come" FtM toys makes me wonder how many of these things are designed by trans men? If the short nubbly ones are, then they're designed by guys who have a pretty different relationship with their junk than I do. Penis envy makes a boring punchline, but it's also pretty damn real, and much as I don't want to drive myself nuts wishing for a cock, being able to masturbate *almost* exactly the way I would if I did seems so EASY an experience to provide! You make a dildo, see, and then you make a little suction hole at the base to suction on to a clit, the end. Suction cup bases and cum tube bases and all kinds of fancy shit already exist, this is trivial to make, but nobody seems to have?
There's a few other toys I wouldn't mind having, too, but those are just "I can only spare so much budget for this kind of thing" issues, not "I don't even know if this exists" issues.
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Date: 2020-12-13 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-12-13 12:51 am (UTC)The FtM thing does surprise me a little, though. But I have found a possible work-around, and ordered a toy I can use in other ways if it doesn't work. So we shall see.