More electricity.

Played some more with my doohicky today. Got very much shocked, zapped, and variously electrified trying to experiment. Discovered that the thing doesn't do that annyoing arcing zap if it's insulated so the arc can't ground itself, but for some reason when it can't arc, it also produces almost no static at all out of the other end. More weirdness.

Too much time to think.

Why is my life so complicated? I swear, nobody else I know has these kinds of problems.