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bladesparkI'm back! Too much happened over the last week to even attempt to describe it all, so I won't. Suffice it to say that I had fun. More fun even than I had expected, despite the conspiring of fate and my parents.
And now, the quotefile!
Bob has posted this. I post it too. It is faaaaaar too amusing and must be shared.
Quotefile 2k3
"Silly!" -Serapha and Bob
"...ah, but you forget. I'm aroused by industrial chemicals." -Bob
"This is such a comfortable scene. Thank god I don't have a camera." -Bob
"...that's not going in the quote file!" -Bob
"Cold kitty is keeping his distance." -Serapha
"You're a chilly freak!" -Serapha
"I'm a chilly freak?" -Bob
"Bad kitty!" -Serapha and Bob
"Apparently, I want to have threesome with myself and you." -Bob
"...err...umm...director? What's the next line?" -Bob
"You've got your warning label again. 'Keep away from children.'" -Serapha
"As he growls and goes for his socks." -Serapha
"...my pizza seems to have a dandruff problem." -Bob
"Nature's calling." "Have her leave a message." -Serapha and Bob
"...apparently, bad habits are catching." -Serapha
"That took you long enough. Hi! Nice to meet ya!" -Serapha
"You have pizza breath!" -Serapha
"Stepping on something?"-Serapha
"Yes, but there would have been a wet spot, and I'd make you sleep on it." -Bob
"More on the young and less on the lady." -Serapha
"My knees are sore." "That's because you've been on them all day!" -Serapha and Bob
"And now that I have four hands, I don't know what to do with them!" -Bob
"Why are you doing that?" "Because I can fellate Pocky." "...such a skill to have." -Serapha and Bob
"Firekitty. Book. Firekitty. Book. ...worn-out firekitty. Brand-new book." -Bob
"You're at it with the elbow thing again." -Serapha
"Can you give me my pants?" -Bob
"I must resist the urge to be minty evil!" -Bob
"Should I leave you and the fangs alone for a while?" -Serapha
"I don't trust your knees. Your knees have it in for me." -Bob
"Oh, would you like some more?" -Bob
"Kinky snuggles are good for stress!" -Serapha
"It's like an orgasmic explosion of sauce in the back of your throat." -Bob
"...wow, the maturity level here has gone down." -Bob
"...it just ejaculated all over me." -Bob
"That was a weird taste." "Well, what do you expect? You licked my armpit!" -Serapha and Bob
"I'm king of the bed!" -Bob
"...great. Now I get to lie in the wet spot." -Serapha
"Gender confusion, gender confusion!" -Bob
"Don't even think of it. There will be more crushing damage." -Serapha
"I was going to lick it out, but then I remembered how nasty it tastes." -Bob
"Kneecap!" -Serapha
"Minty lemon evil!" -Serapha
"Would you like a jackhammer between your legs?" -Serapha
"I could try to stick it up your nose." -Serapha
"Ooh, yes...ah! Zit!" -Serapha
"You just spit up my nose!" -Bob
"That could have interesting results right now." -Serapha
"You just tried to give oral sex to my elbow!" -Serapha
"I thought you were being a gentleman!" "Of course. That's why I'm trying to give you oral sex!" -Serapha and Bob
"...can you give me enough room so that my arse ain't hanging off the bed?" -Bob
"So Bob makes orgasmic noises when pushing buttons?" -Serapha
"My knees were not involved this time!" -Serapha
"I don't have any kinky nun fantasies, I know too many nuns!" -Bob
"So, where would you like to eat tonight? My place or yours?" -Bob
"Everything is cheerfully burbling away." -Serapha
"My elbows do not appreciate oral sex, you know." -Serapha
"Chocolate, Evanescence, and apocalyptic writing. It goes together so well." -Serapha
"When in doubt, eat something." -Serapha
"You know, that's another four in a row for you." "That's because I say more interesting things. Or maybe because the things you say are less printable." -Serapha and Bob
"Bruised and bloody." "And you sound so pleased about that!" -Serapha and Bob
"You're sweet too, in a homicidal way." -Serapha
"There we go! Happy apocalyptic music!" -Serapha
"We're too cute for our own good." -Bob
"Leave my little buttons alone!" -Serapha
"I'm perfectly innocent; I'd never do a thing like that." -Serapha
"You're corrupting me! Look at what I'm wearing!" -Bob
"I'm not crazy, I'm differently sane!" -Bob
"It vibrates! It must be of the devil!" -Serapha
"I was very intimate with the tree, yes." -Bob
"I'm not edible! Oh, wait, I am." -Serapha
"That just means that I'm going to have to pin you down and spank you lots someday." -Serapha
"I smell lemony evil. Do you have any left?" -Serapha
"Yes, Cthulhu-forsaken." -Bob
"I wish I had your tongue, you'd enjoy it more." -Bob
"You're never alone as long as you have your right hand." -Bob
"Ooh, kinky. I never knew you had a knee fetish." -Bob
"Ooh, there goes the bed." -Serapha
"Pet is interested in something big and meaty." -Bob
"Are you an animal?" "Only in bed." -Serapha and Bob
"Quit playing with your pussy!" "It's your pussy; you should be the one playing with it." -Serapha and Bob
"I'm sorry; I didn't mean to insult your masculinity." -Serapha
"I have no idea, I don't have any." -Serapha
"You're flipping my switch!" -Serapha
"You and your mints are all mine!" -Serapha
"If you start eating a twelve-incher, I'm going to be insulted." -Bob
"Okay, enough with the drool!" -Serapha
"Okay, that was dignified." "Complete with artificial fart noise." -Serapha and Bob
"You could just snuggle me until I go away, I have the attention span of a mosquito." -Bob
"How is it my fault that you're exhausted and tired?" -Bob
"People are looking at us funny! Let's keep doing strange things!" -Serapha
"Oops, I just tried to drink the parmesan." -Bob
"Remember, if kitty has another bite to eat, she'll explode." -Serapha
"Why are you vibrating your ice cream?" -Serapha
"We have the approval of the pants!" -Serapha
"We're just having an orgy of eyes." -Bob
"But I like pushing your buttons." -Bob
"You know, you're sweet and all, but...Oreos!" -Bob
"The man who just inhaled your hair?" -Bob
"You lick my nose and blow on my eyeball!" -Serapha
"Dangit, the smell of gasoline is turning me on." -Bob
"I'm good at topping and leaving dripping messes." -Bob
"Given how much you like playing with my hair, I wonder how you'd react if I offered to scalp myself and leave my hair here." -Bob
"Most of the fun of petting the Bob is making the Bob purr." -Serapha
"You are a terrible, terrible person. I approve!" -Bob
"I'm sucking on them because it makes them feel better." -Serapha
"I indulged myself in a big slab of meat." -Bob
"Bob, quit orgasming over the ice cream." -Serapha
Questions can be asked. They probably won't be answered.
Many of them are actually perfectly innocent. Some of them are just as bad as they sound. Some of them are actually worse. *grin* And no, I won't say which are which.
And now, the quotefile!
Bob has posted this. I post it too. It is faaaaaar too amusing and must be shared.
Quotefile 2k3
"Silly!" -Serapha and Bob
"...ah, but you forget. I'm aroused by industrial chemicals." -Bob
"This is such a comfortable scene. Thank god I don't have a camera." -Bob
"...that's not going in the quote file!" -Bob
"Cold kitty is keeping his distance." -Serapha
"You're a chilly freak!" -Serapha
"I'm a chilly freak?" -Bob
"Bad kitty!" -Serapha and Bob
"Apparently, I want to have threesome with myself and you." -Bob
"...err...umm...director? What's the next line?" -Bob
"You've got your warning label again. 'Keep away from children.'" -Serapha
"As he growls and goes for his socks." -Serapha
"...my pizza seems to have a dandruff problem." -Bob
"Nature's calling." "Have her leave a message." -Serapha and Bob
"...apparently, bad habits are catching." -Serapha
"That took you long enough. Hi! Nice to meet ya!" -Serapha
"You have pizza breath!" -Serapha
"Stepping on something?"-Serapha
"Yes, but there would have been a wet spot, and I'd make you sleep on it." -Bob
"More on the young and less on the lady." -Serapha
"My knees are sore." "That's because you've been on them all day!" -Serapha and Bob
"And now that I have four hands, I don't know what to do with them!" -Bob
"Why are you doing that?" "Because I can fellate Pocky." "...such a skill to have." -Serapha and Bob
"Firekitty. Book. Firekitty. Book. ...worn-out firekitty. Brand-new book." -Bob
"You're at it with the elbow thing again." -Serapha
"Can you give me my pants?" -Bob
"I must resist the urge to be minty evil!" -Bob
"Should I leave you and the fangs alone for a while?" -Serapha
"I don't trust your knees. Your knees have it in for me." -Bob
"Oh, would you like some more?" -Bob
"Kinky snuggles are good for stress!" -Serapha
"It's like an orgasmic explosion of sauce in the back of your throat." -Bob
"...wow, the maturity level here has gone down." -Bob
"...it just ejaculated all over me." -Bob
"That was a weird taste." "Well, what do you expect? You licked my armpit!" -Serapha and Bob
"I'm king of the bed!" -Bob
"...great. Now I get to lie in the wet spot." -Serapha
"Gender confusion, gender confusion!" -Bob
"Don't even think of it. There will be more crushing damage." -Serapha
"I was going to lick it out, but then I remembered how nasty it tastes." -Bob
"Kneecap!" -Serapha
"Minty lemon evil!" -Serapha
"Would you like a jackhammer between your legs?" -Serapha
"I could try to stick it up your nose." -Serapha
"Ooh, yes...ah! Zit!" -Serapha
"You just spit up my nose!" -Bob
"That could have interesting results right now." -Serapha
"You just tried to give oral sex to my elbow!" -Serapha
"I thought you were being a gentleman!" "Of course. That's why I'm trying to give you oral sex!" -Serapha and Bob
"...can you give me enough room so that my arse ain't hanging off the bed?" -Bob
"So Bob makes orgasmic noises when pushing buttons?" -Serapha
"My knees were not involved this time!" -Serapha
"I don't have any kinky nun fantasies, I know too many nuns!" -Bob
"So, where would you like to eat tonight? My place or yours?" -Bob
"Everything is cheerfully burbling away." -Serapha
"My elbows do not appreciate oral sex, you know." -Serapha
"Chocolate, Evanescence, and apocalyptic writing. It goes together so well." -Serapha
"When in doubt, eat something." -Serapha
"You know, that's another four in a row for you." "That's because I say more interesting things. Or maybe because the things you say are less printable." -Serapha and Bob
"Bruised and bloody." "And you sound so pleased about that!" -Serapha and Bob
"You're sweet too, in a homicidal way." -Serapha
"There we go! Happy apocalyptic music!" -Serapha
"We're too cute for our own good." -Bob
"Leave my little buttons alone!" -Serapha
"I'm perfectly innocent; I'd never do a thing like that." -Serapha
"You're corrupting me! Look at what I'm wearing!" -Bob
"I'm not crazy, I'm differently sane!" -Bob
"It vibrates! It must be of the devil!" -Serapha
"I was very intimate with the tree, yes." -Bob
"I'm not edible! Oh, wait, I am." -Serapha
"That just means that I'm going to have to pin you down and spank you lots someday." -Serapha
"I smell lemony evil. Do you have any left?" -Serapha
"Yes, Cthulhu-forsaken." -Bob
"I wish I had your tongue, you'd enjoy it more." -Bob
"You're never alone as long as you have your right hand." -Bob
"Ooh, kinky. I never knew you had a knee fetish." -Bob
"Ooh, there goes the bed." -Serapha
"Pet is interested in something big and meaty." -Bob
"Are you an animal?" "Only in bed." -Serapha and Bob
"Quit playing with your pussy!" "It's your pussy; you should be the one playing with it." -Serapha and Bob
"I'm sorry; I didn't mean to insult your masculinity." -Serapha
"I have no idea, I don't have any." -Serapha
"You're flipping my switch!" -Serapha
"You and your mints are all mine!" -Serapha
"If you start eating a twelve-incher, I'm going to be insulted." -Bob
"Okay, enough with the drool!" -Serapha
"Okay, that was dignified." "Complete with artificial fart noise." -Serapha and Bob
"You could just snuggle me until I go away, I have the attention span of a mosquito." -Bob
"How is it my fault that you're exhausted and tired?" -Bob
"People are looking at us funny! Let's keep doing strange things!" -Serapha
"Oops, I just tried to drink the parmesan." -Bob
"Remember, if kitty has another bite to eat, she'll explode." -Serapha
"Why are you vibrating your ice cream?" -Serapha
"We have the approval of the pants!" -Serapha
"We're just having an orgy of eyes." -Bob
"But I like pushing your buttons." -Bob
"You know, you're sweet and all, but...Oreos!" -Bob
"The man who just inhaled your hair?" -Bob
"You lick my nose and blow on my eyeball!" -Serapha
"Dangit, the smell of gasoline is turning me on." -Bob
"I'm good at topping and leaving dripping messes." -Bob
"Given how much you like playing with my hair, I wonder how you'd react if I offered to scalp myself and leave my hair here." -Bob
"Most of the fun of petting the Bob is making the Bob purr." -Serapha
"You are a terrible, terrible person. I approve!" -Bob
"I'm sucking on them because it makes them feel better." -Serapha
"I indulged myself in a big slab of meat." -Bob
"Bob, quit orgasming over the ice cream." -Serapha
Questions can be asked. They probably won't be answered.
Many of them are actually perfectly innocent. Some of them are just as bad as they sound. Some of them are actually worse. *grin* And no, I won't say which are which.
