I might make a lousy vampire... *yawn*

[bladespark]

Yay, I've got two new comics up. Now I need to get cracking on the next one. I don't know how people who do daily comics manage. This is really being a pain. About two more and I'll be going to the twice weekly schedule, partly because Boardie Con is forcing me to do so. I can't count on being able to update from there after all.

Ooo, speaking of BC, I finally got my fangs. I'll be wearing them to BC for sure. He he he! They're a touch longer than I'd really wanted, but quite real looking and very cool. I think I'll wear them on the plane over. *grin* What use are fangs if you don't freak a few people out with them, eh?

I've discovered why vampires have a liquid diet. I can't clench my teeth together with the fangs in. The angle of the fangs keeps my teeth apart, so there's no way for me to chew anything. I have to take them out to eat. Getting them in and out is a bit tricky too. And when they're in I've got a bit of a lisp. Hopefully I'll get over that, but I'm not sure... Oh well.

And shortly I will be off to bed. I need sleep. Much as I love the night life, I have to be up during daylight too often to really be a vampire. Heck, I almost have a tan, and I do have a few freckles. Undead creatures of the night do not have freckles.

Comments

Re: Eating: How to fix the fang problem

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

Heh... thanks for the advice, but I have a totally different style of fangs. They're attatched to a retainer (what I get for letting an orthodontist do them, he he he) and there's just no way around it. Also, food can get under the retainer even if I did figure out how to chew, so I'd have to take it out and clean it after eating anyhow.

But it was a good thougt. *toothy grin*