Yes, writing Hades smut is basically all I do right now.

[bladespark]

And sew this @$#%@$% over-complicated pokemon plush. But anyhow, have some ancient Greek porn! (It honestly feels weird to be using these names to write smut? Even though it's probably pretty on-brand, considering the source material for Patroclus and Achilles at least. Dunno about Zagreus.)

The Heroes' Princely Reward (6677 words) by bladespark
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hades (Video Game 2018)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Achilles & Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Patroclus (Hades Video Game)
Characters: Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Achilles (Hades Video Game)
Additional Tags: Bad Flirting, Lust at First Sight, Threesome - M/M/M, Light Dom/sub, Double Penetration, Flirting, submissive Zagreus, Undressing, Body Worship
Summary:

Achilles fell in love—or at least in lust—with Zagreus the moment he laid eyes on the young god. Yet he knew his heart belonged to another, so never acted on that feeling. After being reuinited with Patroclus, however, and being reassured of his love's lack of jealosy, he feels free to finally act on those desires.

Unfortunately Achilles is a little too nervous, a little too overwrought, after some unmeasured eternity of controlling his desires. And Zagreus, open and free with his love as he may be, is also thick as a brick.

So it falls to Patroclus to let the young prince know that his mentor—and Patroclus himself—both wish to thank him in a very intimate way.