Meme of DOOM
Jul. 9th, 2006 08:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bladespark(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
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If anybody reads the whole thing, I shall be surprised.
Edit: it was really bugging me that I mis-read one and answered wrong, so I fixed the stripper question. Though see above re: odds of anybody reading the whole thing.
| × I miss somebody right now. (Nope, my jackal is sitting not ten feet away!) | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I never have) | ✓ I own lots of books. (LOTS) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I be blind!) | ✓ I love to play video games. (Only a select few, but those I enjoy greatly) | × I've tried marijuana. (Just say no!) |
| × I've watched porn movies. (Why would I want to?) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Hmmm... a certain somebody might say I was, but I say he was, so nyah!) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I'm just not always good at it...) |
| × I curse sometimes. (If I swear, run for the hills, I'm about to kill somebody.) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (No comment...) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I used to...) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Hrm. Some I don't really want to reveal, but not because I'm ashamed.) | × I hate the rain. (Nah, rain's fine.) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Not often, but sometimes. Especially when I say something and get no response...) | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Does Lasik count?) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (Always. *sniff* Poor me!) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Mmmmmmm.) | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Uh, no.) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (Yep!) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Four) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Heee. Me? No way.) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Mostly in a good way, but yeah.) | × I think prostitution should be legalized. | × I slept with a roommate. (Considering my roomies have always been female and Mormon, no.) |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. | ✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Not always, but... yeah.) | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (If you count you nutty online people, sure.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? Heee.) | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Only to certain people, otherwise, flee the phone, aiee!) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I used to, but not so much just now.) |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Sometimes, but for weird stuff, not clothes.) | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (She's embarrassed to be seen with me sometimes...) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nevah!) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (Only after a date or two. Everybody gets a chance to strike out.) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (Head over heels. Whee!) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Definitely. (Curse you, biological urges! I'm working on it, okay? It's just going to be a few years.)) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (And shall yet change many more, no doubt.) | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | ✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (That I know of.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all? If you didn't check this, I eye you funny.) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not even. *grin*) | ✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Pretty much, yeah.) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | × I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Nope.) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (Eeeeeew!) | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (Yes, I confess, and I REGRET NOTHING!) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. | ✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Only sometimes.) | ✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Um? Technically, I do this most every day. I admit to being female among furries, that's all it takes.) |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And you get to dress up! It doesn't get much better than that.) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. (Pinko commies!) | × Republican. (Go away, Big Brother.) |
| × I don't even know what I am. (I'm me. I'm nuts.) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (*snicker* Not even.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (Nevah!) | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (?????) | × I can work on a car. (Well, I COULD if I wanted to learn how...) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (YES!) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (See above. I'm me, I'm nuts! And I'm pretty. Yay!) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (Not even that.) |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. (???) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (No. My only makeup is nail polish.) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Halfway there....) | ✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Two, though my clarinet is rusty.) |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (AMEN) | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| ✓ I am a pyro. (Heeeeeeeeeeeeeefire! I'm also pyrophobic.) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Meh.) |
| × I fall for the worst people. | ✓ I adore bright colours. (Shiny!) | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I can WRITE with my toes. It's lousy handwriting, but I can.) | × I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden yes. Owned, only in my childhood dreams. I never wanted a pony, I wanted a HORSE.) | ✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Somewhere around here...) | × I talk in my sleep. |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Bah. I like this one.) | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes, sure.) | × I wear a toe ring. (Toe rings are weird.) |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Hrm... does not being able to stand some of my customers count?) | × I am a caffeine junkie. (No.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Not exactly.) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I've moved too often to be that much of a packrat. I collect only the best.) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. (I wish.) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I used to!) | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (If I had any reason to, I wouldn't mind other people naked.) | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. (????) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tagging is silly.) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (What do I say if they're both real and lj?) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Five states, two countries. (Utah, Cal, Washington, Texas, and Oregon. Lived in Ireland for a bit.)) | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (*eyebrowwaggle*) | ✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Only because nobody's a lousy hugger though... and you can hug anybody.) |
| ✓ I want to own my own business. (I do!) | × I smoke. (Ick) | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Uh... yeah.) |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Heeee.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (*sniffles*) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Hah. Not even.) |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Especially me.) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Does anybody?) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Eh... sometimes anyhow.) |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (*grin*) | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. | ✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (?????????????) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Only sometimes. I never spend the rent though.) | × I'm a judgmental asshole. | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. | ✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Well, it helps, anyhow.) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (It comes closer than some things do, but not quite.) | × I can speak more than one language. | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I'm tired enough.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Who wouldn't? *grin*) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (Meh, facts are boring.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Procrastination is the way to go.) |
| ✓ I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Almost, but not quite.) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. (I'm not that kind of furry.) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Pfft. Now I want to...but I don't know anybody just now who really deserves it. At least not who's handy....) |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (?????) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Er... not exactly forget, I'm just not hungry when I'm stressed.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. (Milk does a body good, man.) | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Still working on that one.) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Pfft. Not even.) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Not in this one, but I do...) | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Brussel sprouts!) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | ✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not always. Not with most people. But sometimes. Especially when a stranger just starts dumping on me. Eesh.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Now some of the people who go to watch them I have problems with...) | ✓ I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Honest, definitely.) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (??????????????!) | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Not seriously...) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I'm not THAT kind of furry either....) | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Heee.) | ✓ I've performed in three plays. (Hmmm... if you count things like church road shows, and singing in Carmen, yeah.) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (Only the good ones though.) | × I'm Irish and loving it. | ✓ I have a thing for redheads. (They're cute!) |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Only if it's actually silver.) |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (Arrrr!) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (?) | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Though it's more "do" than "say") |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Bah. If you can't sing along, what's the point?) |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Um, no.) | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Aieeeee!) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | ✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Yes.) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
If anybody reads the whole thing, I shall be surprised.
Edit: it was really bugging me that I mis-read one and answered wrong, so I fixed the stripper question. Though see above re: odds of anybody reading the whole thing.
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Date: 2006-07-10 06:19 am (UTC)*rubs his eyes* you're right, that is a long survey. o.o