The house.

[bladespark]

So today JJ said that the house was all fixed! The water leak that wasn't even bothering us, but which made the front sidewalk a marsh, was fixed, the pilot light was back on the water heater, the fleas appear to be down to the last gasp (I found one yesterday, but just one.) and we're steadily killing the few that remain (flea trap, works great!) The kitchen lights work, we have a new fridge, and everything but the bad paint job has been taken care of.

Immediately after saying this, he got into the shower.

And the inside of the shower head came off.

The house apparently hates us, but with the major problems gone, it is reduced to tiny acts of petty vindictiveness. *giggles*