Bunny sense

[bladespark]

For those of you who are annoyed at the current rash of ZOMG!Terrorists! and the resulting silly "precautions" now being taken by airlines, I present a link.

http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/

Comments

[bobkat357.livejournal.com]

cool link thanks for shareing

[nsdragon.livejournal.com]

Ah, common sense. We miss thee.

[draggo.livejournal.com]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Such as reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student. All of which only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot so she spilled a bit in her lap and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He does have two surviving stepbrothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not then join the majority and do nothing.

[silveradept]

That's the way it's always been, though. Statistically, there are several things that are mor likely to happen than terrorism. It's just the ability of terror to make people abandon sane positions that makes it so attractive...

[ladisassi247.livejournal.com]

I just received a note from my daughter who will be flying from Phx to ATL in a few weeks. She said she is not allowed to bring her lipgloss or lotion in her purse on the plane. Headline follows:
4'11" FEMALE HOLDS PLANE HOSTAGE WITH LIPGLOSS WAND! CLAIMS SHE WANTED A WINDOW SEAT."
Give me a break folks....lipgloss is dangerous???? Oy

[draggo.livejournal.com]

Apparently the people in charge of airline security don't use common sense.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

Ah, but they hide vibrators in lipstick tubes, you know. Who knows what other nefarious items might be masquerading as an innocent pot of lip gloss? *snickers*