Drama for Christmas

[bladespark]

I supppose I should note that this is MILDLY not safe for work. Although I feel for anybody who's at work today.


I bashed on Bush's policies,
Somebody flamed at me.
I said it's stupid to hug trees,
Somebody flamed at me.
I mocked a poster's typing skills,
Posted photos of roadkills,
Ranted 'bout Herbalife pills,
Somebody flamed at me.

Oh, I'm getting drama for Christmas
Furries and emos are mad!
I'm getting drama for Christmas
'Cause I went and said something bad.

I said I didn't like cub porn,
Somebody flamed at me.
I mocked vore fetish and unborn,
Somebody flamed at me.
I made fun of Otherkin,
Said that furries hump Rin-Tin,
Got a fursuit with holes in,
Somebody flamed at me.

So, I'm getting drama for Christmas,
Furries and emos are mad!
I'm getting drama for Christmas,
'Cause I went and said something bad.

There's ninety comments on my post,
Somebody flamed at me.
The trolls all read my stuff the most,
Somebody flamed at me.
Next year I'll delete my rants.
Next year I'll just set my bans.
I can't now, I've a twist in my pants,
'Cause somebody flamed at me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm flaming you.
You'll get drama for Christmas.

Comments

[sphix.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, that's AWESOME!

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

*bows* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

[sphix.livejournal.com]

"Try the veal!" ;D

[phineus.livejournal.com]

this is truly a work of beauty.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

You're too kind.

[silveradept]

Hehe. And if you imagine it with the voice of the original, it's great.