I am going to die laughing.

[bladespark]

Die. Of laughing. And then probably go to hell.

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, he maded the skiez & da earths, but he no eated it.

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[harliquinnraver.livejournal.com]

i read the first part of Revelation and died a little bit. XD

[lanabananaotter.livejournal.com]

This is the best!

I still haven't read the bible because it's really heavy reading, but perhaps this will suffice! :D lol

& he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

That totally cracked me up!

[silveradept]

This was inevitable, I suppose. After all, they made LOLcode, a programming language based on kitty pidgin.

[kainhighwind-dr.livejournal.com]

Damn that's some seriously funny stuff!!

[doran-eirok.livejournal.com]

Nothing is sacred anymore! Hee... that's hilarious and brilliant.

[crucifox.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, thanks for sharing.

I've taken religous courses, and we talked about the "Cotton Patch" Bible, which was the Gospels moved to turn of the century Southern US, complete with dialect. I don't think this is any worse, really.