I must be a real artist...

[bladespark]

...because I'm very misunderstood.

Comments

[kainhighwind-dr.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I don't quite follow... you say you're fond of purple elephant necktie odometers?

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

*hands you a penguin*

Here you go.

[kainhighwind-dr.livejournal.com]

Awesome, I always wanted one of these! I think...

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

Well if you don't like it you can always return it for store credit.

[kainhighwind-dr.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good point! Maybe if he doesn't outlast his warranty, I'll trade him in for some variety of pinniped! They're more durable, and don't smell as bad. *nods wisely*

[tarathene.livejournal.com]

Have any warm water ones around? I wouldn't mind one of those, and it would be an awesome present for certain people.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

I'm plumb out of penguins, here have a squid.

[tarathene.livejournal.com]

Make sure you put it on my face, or I might be disturbed!

[silveradept]

Sory, my ears weren't working quite right. For a moment there, I thought I heard "Frog Blast the Vent Core", but that might have been a side effect of having been exposed to the Vanishing Cabinet - space-time is always a little funny after game days.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

I haven't got any vent cores. I could certainly find some frogs though.

[silveradept]

Are they the type that turn into princes when they have been suitably kissed? Because you could probably make a killing selling them.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

Well if they're not I could always go into the French cuisine business.

[silveradept]

Or you could turn one into a musical singing and dancing frog, and another into the host of a critically acclaimed variety show known for making its guests do things they're not famous for. I'm sure there would be creative ways of making them all successful.

[jtbeckett.livejournal.com]

you guys are all silly.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Here, have a cucumber.

[malakim2099.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? I thought this was a LJ relating to the capture of flying fish and its effects on early morning wake-ups.

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

No, it's all about the process of making candied orange peel.

[malakim2099.livejournal.com]

Well, those ARE the best lures for flying fish, you know.

[techmav.livejournal.com]

http://www.mathematik.uni-ulm.de/paul/lyrics/animals/dontle~1.html

[moltare.livejournal.com]

I ran out of those weeks ago :/