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May. 15th, 2006 04:38 pm
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Aha! I was just informed that Trillian logs by default. So I went hunting, and lo! The lamer's log is there. Bwa ha ha ha! So, for your amusement, I present How role playing means you're creative, not a loser and have a social life.

The background: this fellow has IMd me several times. He always asks "rp?" and I have always said "no." I think once he managed to have a slight incoherent discussion of some fursuit stuff he would buy from me "someday," but otherwise, all he wants to do is "rp."

[13:29] kaboose8912: hi
[13:30] BladeTrethoniel: Hello
[13:30] kaboose8912: whats up
[13:30] BladeTrethoniel: *shrugs*
[13:30] BladeTrethoniel: the usual
[13:30] kaboose8912: rp?
[13:30] BladeTrethoniel: no
[13:30] kaboose8912: busy?
[13:30] BladeTrethoniel: yes
[13:31] kaboose8912: k
[13:31] BladeTrethoniel: (Also, you've asked about rp three times now, I think. The answer will always be NO.)
[13:31] kaboose8912: fine be a jerk
[13:32] BladeTrethoniel: What? Because I don't like RP? *rolls her eyes* It's rude to ask a total stranger to without getting to know them first anyhow.
[13:33] kaboose8912: not realy, when you share the same intrest and get to know wht they like as you rp more
[13:33] BladeTrethoniel: Okay, fine. But I've said no. I don't RP with anybody. Ever.
[13:33] kaboose8912: loser
[13:34] BladeTrethoniel: *falls over laughing* Loser? Because I don't ROLE PLAY? Ha! That's a good one.
[13:34] kaboose8912: no because your one of those lame ass loner kids
[13:35] BladeTrethoniel: Heeeeeeeee! Oh, good one, good one! You've sure shown me! I should go tell my friends about how much of a lame loner I am! *giggles* (There are other ways to interact with people besides RP, you know.)
[13:36] kaboose8912: ya and i do them with people who live in my area
[13:36] BladeTrethoniel: So... online you can't talk to anybody unless you're role playing? That's really sad.
[13:37] kaboose8912: theres nothing to talk about
[13:37] BladeTrethoniel: You can't talk about your interests? Movies you watch, books you read? Oh wait, I bet you don't read books.
[13:38] kaboose8912: i do just no one ever read what i do'
[13:38] kaboose8912: there too lazy to read anything
[13:38] BladeTrethoniel: Ah. So you read books that nobody else on the planet has ever read, I see.
[13:39] kaboose8912: no just ones no one ever says theu have,allready asked befor if people read some of the books i have.
[13:39] BladeTrethoniel: You must have horrible taste in books then. *grins*
[13:40] kaboose8912: nope
[13:40] BladeTrethoniel: No?
[13:40] BladeTrethoniel: Then you have horrible taste in freinds, if they don't read these wonderful good books you do.
[13:41] kaboose8912: ive read eragon,dragon rider,firewithin,harry potter,dragon steel wich is from a series,dragons blood,one other book i can remember name that had to do with monsters.
[13:41] kaboose8912: and lionboy
[13:41] BladeTrethoniel: Well, all of those but Dragon Steel I've also read. *grins*
[13:42] kaboose8912: not like youd rp them
[13:42] BladeTrethoniel: So now you can't say you've never found anybody who's read them. (Harry Potter? Come on, everybody on this PLANET has read Harry Potter!)
[13:42] BladeTrethoniel: Why should I?
[13:42] BladeTrethoniel: Why is RP so vital to you? Do you hate yourself so much that you MUST play a character?
[13:43] kaboose8912: harry potter doesent count thought since every one has read it
[13:43] BladeTrethoniel: Then why did you bother to list it?
[13:43] kaboose8912: just saying what i read
[13:45] kaboose8912: also rping helps with creativity and that can help in game desighning.
[13:45] BladeTrethoniel: Okay. That answers why you like it, I guess. But WHY the freak does not RPing make me a lame loner?
[13:46] kaboose8912: you allways act like you are one
[13:48] kaboose8912: I happen to know a guy thats a loner and you act like him
[13:50] BladeTrethoniel: *snickers* And you've talked to me three times and you know me so well!
[13:50] kaboose8912: talked to you more than that other times your not on
[13:51] BladeTrethoniel: Um... speak English please. You've talked me to when I'm not on?
[13:51] BladeTrethoniel: If I'm not on, you're not talking to me, becuase... I'm not on.
[13:51] kaboose8912: that is english smart ass
[13:52] BladeTrethoniel: Well, it doesn't make any sense. So try again.
[13:52] kaboose8912: well i mess up typeing because of my vision.
[13:53] kaboose8912: (I have talked to you more than three times,also its hard to evan talk to you when your rarely on.
[13:55] BladeTrethoniel: Okay. Fine. So you know me like a brother. Guess what? I'm not desperately seeking new friends, because I'm rather happy with my current social circle. And I have actual standards. Oh yes, and I don't RP. Or yiff. Or speak 1337 or netspeak. So most of the time I don't bother to turn my IM on, because it's full or morons, yiff-crazed furries, and wanna be haXorz.
[13:56] kaboose8912: no ones perfict
[13:57] kaboose8912: And if you did rp lion boy who would you rp?
[13:57] BladeTrethoniel: Nope. But there are some things that I, personally, don't want to deal with
[13:58] BladeTrethoniel: And what part of "I don't RP, ever" do you not understand? What the freak is with this? No. No. No. NO.
[13:58] kaboose8912: well who would you rp as?
[13:58] BladeTrethoniel: NO
[13:58] BladeTrethoniel: goodbye

I am a horrible, horrible, horrible person. But man, that was fun! A bit annoying at the end there. But fun.

Date: 2006-05-15 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightgreendryad.livejournal.com
You know, I think that kid's whole life is role-playing. Either that, or he uses it to hit on girls or to pick up random friends because he himself is a "loner".

Man. That guy's got a lot of lousy excuses. I'd hate to meet him on the street.

Date: 2006-05-15 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porphrygene.livejournal.com
How sad...*snickers*

lol...You should have said "talk English" instead of "speak English". That's about more on his level..

Date: 2006-05-15 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errickfoxy.livejournal.com
Dictionary definition of "Won't take no for an answer", it seems. Looks like you get to teach him that sometimes the answer will always be no. :)

Date: 2006-05-16 02:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-16 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pagedog13.livejournal.com
You rotten monster. :P

Date: 2006-05-16 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bladespark.livejournal.com
ZOMG! How can you say such a thing? I was only trying to gently show him the error of his ways!

Date: 2006-05-16 06:33 am (UTC)
ext_122521: (Girl Geek)
From: [identity profile] euphoriel.livejournal.com
hi

rp?






…just kidding, of course. *grins*

Date: 2006-05-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moltare.livejournal.com
I ask you what greater endeavour exists than a schooling?

We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we are to reap the benefits of true snarkery.

We shall mock and mock and mock the lamers.

Refuse to take them seriously~


*snerk*

Date: 2006-05-16 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bladespark.livejournal.com
Bwa ha ha ha!

Date: 2006-05-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babael.livejournal.com
You gotta love the folks who don't understand the word "No." That was entertaining and a bit sad. Keep up the good work, hehe.

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