Adult Education

I swiped this from sparkindarkness, because it made me crack up!

Here's a way to revamp education so that people might actually learn something! (Link is NOT at all worksafe, and I didn't follow the thing all the way through, so I'm not sure exactly how non-work-safe it gets, but I suspect the answer is "very.")
http://www.naughtyamericahistory.com/promo/?8163

Cheese!

Last night for some reason I was craving cheese. I went downstairs, and had a little bit of mozzarella, which was good. Then I realized that we also had parmesean, and cheddar, and baybel. So I made a tiny cheese plate, one slice of each, and ate them!

It was so good that today I decided to make a better cheese plate. I bought some additional cheese, and some fruit, and some crackers, and some chocolate. Thus, for dinner today I shall have:
An imported British biscuit assortment, (The non-sweet kind.)
Tillamook medium cheddar,
Handmade mozzarella,
Paper sliced fresh parmesean,
A miniature baybel cheese wheel,
Garlic flavored mild goat cheese,
Irish gouda,
An apple,
Strawberries,
Grapes,
And one square each of three varieties of Scharffenberger chocolate, and a piece of Walker's scottish shortbread for desert.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So good.